★ orphan black tv tropes → alison hendrix
pretty sure i just saw kathryn alexandre in an abreva commercial?
damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.
I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything
update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls
don’t you have clothes in your closet
"You’re not an orphan anymore, Sarah. We found you and my role is to transition you to self-awareness.”
"A clone fixer. Brilliant.”
Rachel thinks she’s amazing at prank calls
Anna Kendrick in black & white because adorable doesn’t need color